One Long Autumn

As you'll notice, few of the entries linked to here are older than sometime in June of '99. The reason for this is simple: entries from before that time--with few exceptions... stunk . like . a . dead . mackerel . I'm not ashamed enough of them to totally delete them from my archives, but they are painful enough a memory to keep safely at arm's length.

Also, I apologize in advance for any broken images, bad grammar or horrendous spelling errors you might encounter, particularly in the earlier entries. Some entries will have nothing but broken images due to a stupid attack I had sometime in July of '99.

The categories are for your convenience...and if they should get me a diarist nomination...well, I won't complain. The ones in bold are my particular favorites.

Romantic
Sugar-coated, mushy gushy fluff. Try not to gag.

8.6.99 ~ I Love You Because...
You love the drop-off dots, don't you?

9.27.99 ~ Sweet Dream
Cool writing exercise

11.1.99 ~ Thilly Man!
Kitheth to Prince Alarming

2.23.00 ~ Diamond Rock Candy
A recipe for a perfect anniversary

2.4.00 ~ Amazing Grace
Two Minutes 'till Midnight

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Funny
You can fake intelligence, but you can't fake wit.

6.8.99 ~ Hey, Who Locked Me Out?
Somebody's head will roll for this...

11.3.99 ~ Ode to Aluminum
Funny work-inspired poem

1.6.00 ~ Margarine Days
I rant on shop life and write silly poems

8.14.99 ~ I Love Car Rides
Yeah, I think I'm Pamie

Rants
What I do best

12.3.98 ~ Boris' Babes in Arms
Pardon my rant

6.29.99 ~ How To Sing in the Shower
It's good for what ails you

7.21.99 ~ Color Typing
My weird world view

8.23.99 ~ Chipmunks and the Written Word
I'm pondering the imponderable again

9.15.99 ~ From Goo to You
By way of the zoo

9.17.99 ~ The Giving and Taking of Names
Would Ri by any other name still rant as long?

11.8.99 ~ Farewell to Patricia
We'll miss you, girl!

12.26.99 ~ Reminisce
Christmas Memories

1.10.00 ~ Tirade on Tolerance
And why it's a bunch of horse hockey

1.12.00 ~ Faking Inspiration
Writing an entry sans muse

2.14.00 ~ Smell the Roses
This was supposed to be a romantic entry

Guest Entries
For when I'm too lazy to write

1.26.00 ~ From the Bargain Looney Bin
Bill writes a guest entry

2.25.00 ~ A Year in Review
Where Bill talks about our engagement

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Et Cetera
Do I need categories for everything?

9.22.99 ~ A Divine Guest Entry
Ri's been channeling celestial beings again

11.13.99 ~ Band-Aid Icing
The frosting for Wednesday's cake

12.15.99 ~ Lucy's Survey
Because someone finally wrote one I couldn't resist

1.24.00 ~ Dialogue
My words talk back